So Zane the impetuous asks “What if they combine the early bird special with the Eco R2 off per coffee if you bring your own cup discount?” in his own special way.
Lo and it was said “we honour them, we combine them, as it must be done.”
Little did he in those earliest of days even consider for a merest moment that they might combine such offerings wherein that with the foursquare special, therein where thou arivest for the earlybird special and tweetest thou joy via the holy foursquare doctirine and gettest two cups for fifteen rand and, so with thou own cup gettest them for a mere eleven Rondt
and lo smitten at a mere five and a half a cup,




I did it! It is the truth!
Are you going to be so kind as to extend this generous offering at your new Waterfront branch?
YES
Thank you kindly
our pleasure
Whoa…
What happens if you think the coffee is worth the original R15?
Cuth you been breathing in too many coffee fumes again?
who me??!
no, just starting to realise I need to start paying for the coffee I drink … if I believe what I keep spouting then the logical conclusion is that the coffee is worth paying for … and, in this case, worth paying full price for.
sometimes it sucks to have a conscience – coffee just became a budgetable expense, damn.
who me??!
no, just starting to realise I need to start paying for the coffee I drink … if I believe what I keep spouting then the logical conclusion is that the coffee is worth paying for … and, in this case, worth paying full price for.
sometimes it sucks to have a conscience – coffee just became a budgetable expense, damn.